"Food Television in the US goes all Elvis on us. Constructed from two glazed donuts, beef, bacon, and egg, it is the most disgusting sandwich I have ever seen."
"If you get lost in the woods, Fuck it. Build a house. I was lost, now i live here. I have greatly improved my predicament" - Mitch Hedberg.
Kinda says it all 'aint it? hehe :D Born, bred, raised in New Zealand, but i'm Asian, therefore im a banana (white on the inside, yellow on the outside) *hears crickets in the background*
I've just finished studying Graphic Design and on the hunt for a job, 'cos i failed as an animator in the real world (haha!) teaching myself how to paint at the moment, fun times!
I eat too much candy. Oh, and i'm an expensive drunk.
1 comment:
sooooo wrong.... but wouldnt you like to try just one bite before you have a heart attack??? hehehe
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